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From Microsoft. Yes this box (pictures here and here, apologize for the crappy resolution iPhone takes terrible pictures in low light) was placed on my desk in my office at work last week. I still don’t know who it’s from, but it made me laugh. There’s also a web site associated with it: http://hey-genius.com/. It sort of reminds me of that Google billboard advertisements for people. You know, this one:

{first 10-digit prime found in consecutive digits of e}.com

The solution is easy. A really cheap easy solution is here, though there are others. Please forgive the formatting of that post … it was a long time ago and vdov.net has changed substantially since those days.

Also, check this picture out. I took this at a gas station in West Lafayette, IN about a week ago. See if you can figure out why I think it’s funny.

Vdov seems slightly more alive as of late. Cheers.